***COMMENT FROM A WOMAN*** I am a lady and read your spam for the fun of it. Boy are you all wet and not dry behind the ears yet when it comes to knowing how to attract a lady. I suppose you do all right attracting the ugly ducklings that want to be your door mat. Making fun of the way a lady is not attractive, it just shows what a rude jerk you really are and have no manners. Faking being busy on the phone is one of the oldest tricks in the book and all women are wise to it. If you were truly busy, you would not have called in the first place and women know this. Waiting a certain length of time to call is just ignorance. Out of sight, out of mind is the way most women think about men, when you snooze, you loose. Darlin, get real, this is 2002, head games are a definate no no, honesty is in, or has it been so long since you have attracted a lady instead of a door mat you don't know this. Women have more brains than men and all women know we are sitting on the world men are trying to win, so being rude and making a real pain in the butt out of yourself may get you a door mat but never a lady. Keep your nonsense flowing, us women get a real good laugh from your advice on how to score. The old saying sure holds true with your writing," Those who can do, those who can't write a book on how to". haha!
Well I guess you told me!
Here's what I heard you say (my interpretations, of course):
1. Waiting to call a woman back is a bad idea, and if you don't call her immediately then she'll forget you and not want to ever see you again.
2. Women are smarter than men.
3. Women are "sitting on the world men are trying to win", which I'm assuming means what you have between your legs.
4. That you believe I promote "being rude" and "faking being
busy".
OK, where do I start?
I don't know, but I have sneakin' suspicion that you share
the CRACK PIPE with the STONED woman from last week. Don't
tell me that you're a base-head too?
Well, I guess you asked for it, with your off-the-handle
emotional rant... so here goes. (Can you believe that I get
to have this much fun... and call it work?)
So you think that waiting to call a woman back is a bad
idea, huh?
And you think that if you don't call her back immediately
that she'll have forgotten you... and just not be interested.
This is an interesting line of thinking.
If you're high.
Look, it's soooo commonly known that it's not a good idea
to call a woman the moment after you've met her that even
guys who have never seen the movie SWINGERS know not to
do it!
Yea, I see. I think that from now on, I'll just ask women
for their cel phone numbers, then call them right after I
walk away. I can say "Hi... it's me! Look over your left
shoulder! Here I am! [Waving my arms around]"
That would be cool.
I'd make fun of this idea more, but I have a minimum of
three more incredibly stupid ideas of yours to bust on...
I'll bet, though, that because you've smoked so much CRACK that you've killed enough brain cells to make us at least EQUALLY "brainy". Just a hunch.
I think you took a step down the wrong path with this comment.
And then you started RUNNING FULL SPEED down that same
wrong path with:
"...all women know we are sitting on the world men are
trying to win..."
Do me a favor... next time you send me an email like this,
send me your address so I can PAY YOU for your
contribution. I wish I could come up with stuff like this
myself.
I see that you've written me an email, so you must have
access to a computer (just a guess). But it seems to me
that you must be pretty new to the internet, because you
obviously haven't figured out that any man can get online
and within 30 seconds be looking at beautiful naked women
for free.
And if they really have a mind to not have to listen to
your mouth AND AT THE SAME TIME "win" the "world" that
women like yourself are sitting on, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO
IS FLY TO VEGAS AND GET A CAB OUT TO THE CHICKEN RANCH!
This is 2002! It's not the dark ages.
I feel like I can speak for most of the guys on this
newsletter when I say that we would like to meet women
who are emotionally stable, friendly, happy, financially
together, etc. (I don't expect you to be able to identify
with this description... don't worry about it.)
It's not our desire to just "win what you're sitting on".
We don't have to anymore. We improve ourselves in this
area because we WANT TO. We're not interested in playing
"Hi there Miss, will you please give me some attention and
some of what you're sitting on?"
And finally, to address your comment that implies that I
teach men to be rude and to fake things...
You're missing the boat entirely. It's like a joke, you
either get it or you don't. And you don't.
Remember, send your address next time! And also try the
spelling and grammar check in your word processor, because
you write like an emotionally unstable middle-schooler.
David D.
Double Your Dating Ebook
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